Goat Grinder

Meet the GOAT GRINDER: Revolutionizing the Art of Grinding

Prepare to witness the dawn of a new era in grinding excellence with the GOAT GRINDER—the unrivaled “Greatest Of All Time” in the realm of grinders. Born from the genius of Ronald Renwick, a stand-up comedian and currently industry disruptor, GOAT GRINDER was conceived to shatter the limitations of traditional grinders and redefine the standards of perfection. After years of meticulous development, GOAT GRINDER officially launched in 2021 with one simple goal: to eliminate the annoyances of typical grinders, like sticking threads, cutting out keif screens or having to use grease to keep it spinning.

Founded in Pittsburgh, PA, the GOAT GRINDER is more than just a tool—it’s a revolution. This all-in-one solution combines a grinder, sifter, and storage into a sleek, versatile package. Its design integrates seamlessly with its 4oz OG Logo mason jar, though it is also compatible with any other name brand regular mouth mason jar for those needing extra storage.

GOAT GRINDER revolutionizes grinding by eliminating the need for multiple different accessories. Engineered with precision, this product addresses all the common pitfalls of conventional grinders. The aluminum on “thicc glass” is designed to keep sticking at bay, to ensure you’re always ready to roll. And forget about magnets – who needs ‘em? Not the GOAT. It boasts an off-center center post that not only says goodbye to compressed middles but also welcomes a burst of consistency with every twist.

The detachable 3D sifter allows users to customize their sifting experience with three different mesh sizes, the M60, M50 and M40 cater to varying preferences for material fineness. Plus, to ensure your grinder remains in top-notch condition, they even include a handy brush for easy and effective cleaning.

Ronald assures that this will be the last grinder you ever buy, declaring, “It’s the OG Grinder Sifter Basket and Storage in a Mason Jar that never gets stuck!”. Built to outlast the hype with Type III hard- anodized, 6063 aircraft-grade aluminum and an ergonomic handle that even someone with hand and wrist ailments will love. This grinder turns the chore of grinding into a painless pleasure. Available in a rainbow of colors to match any mood or decor, the GOAT GRINDER makes sure you grind in style.

At GOAT GRINDER, it’s not just about making sales but about customer satisfaction. Their commitment is as solid as their materials, with a comprehensive warranty that assures durability, quality and customer satisfaction. They also stated, “We guarantee a human will answer the phone but if we miss it, leave a message we will call you back in 24 hours.” But wait, there’s more! With plans to introduce a wide-mouth version in early 2025, GOAT GRINDER is keen on keeping the innovation pipeline as fresh as your herbs. Understanding the grind of retail, GOAT GRINDER supports its partners with snazzy stickers and expert training on the wonders of their product, ensuring every sale is as smooth as the grind.

Retailers looking for a product that’s truly the GOAT in both function and style will find the GOAT GRINDER a perfect match. Its unmatched functionality, combined with stylish design options in 8 different colors ensures it appeals to all users seeking quality and reliability in their grinding experience. Join the herd and experience the revolution of grinding at upcoming trade shows like Champs and CannaCon and discover why everyone’s getting stuck on GOAT GRINDER—figuratively speaking, of course!

So, if you’re ready to elevate your offerings and give your customers something to rave about, hop on over to GOATGRINDER.com or give Ron a call at (412) 339-0829.